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		<title>It&#8217;s Not You&#8230; It&#8217;s Me &#8211; Really!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 02:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete Williams</dc:creator>
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		<title>Your Ultimate Dinner Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 22:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete Williams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not only did Fleur + Sarah organise a Royal Wedding Party at our place1 the other week, but with my own wedding coming up next year &#8211; invites and parties have been on my mind&#8230; If you had the pull, the power and the presence – who would you invite to your dream dinner party?  [...]<p><a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/humour/your-ultimate-dinner-party/">Your Ultimate Dinner Party</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com">Preneur Marketing - The Blog of Entrepreneur Pete Williams</a>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not only did Fleur + Sarah organise a Royal Wedding Party at our place<sup id="fnref:1"><a href="#fn:1" rel="footnote">1</a></sup> the other week, but with my own wedding coming up next year &#8211; invites and parties have been on my mind&#8230;</p>
<p><b>If you had the pull, the power and the presence – who would you invite to your dream dinner party? </b><b></b></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s how mine would play out&#8230;</p>
<p>Image the exchange that <strong>Tony Robbins</strong> could draw from <strong>LeBron James</strong> about how a 17 year old kid could not only survive, but create a name for himself as a person amongst the worlds biggest egos in the NBA. And the advice the greatest of them all, <strong>Michael Jordan</strong> could provide. </p>
<p>What about the tête-à-tête between the world greatest pick-up artist <strong>Neil Strauss</strong> and the worlds most famous womanizer <strong>Bill Clinton</strong>.  </p>
<p>The lessons that could be drawn from the stories <strong>John Mayer</strong>, <strong>Robin Williams</strong> and <strong>Al Gore</strong> would share about &#8216;performing&#8217; for a crowd. </p>
<p>The debates <strong>Malcom Gladwell</strong>, <strong>Nelson Mandela</strong>, <strong>Bono</strong> and <strong>Arnold Schwarzeneggar</strong> would have about changing a society.</p>
<p><strong>Steve Jobs</strong>, <strong>Bernard Arnault</strong> <sup id="fnref:2"><a href="#fn:2" rel="footnote">2</a></sup> and <strong>Oprah</strong> about shaping popular cultures opinions, tastes and desires.</p>
<p><strong>Kanye West</strong>, <strong>Tiger Woods</strong>, <strong>Lance Armstrong</strong>, and <strong>Tom Cruise</strong> must have some lessons for everyone on self belief.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re the business type you&#8217;d really want to be a fly on the wall for the discussion between <strong>Michael Bloomberg</strong>, <strong>Warren Buffet</strong>, <strong>Mark Zuckerberg</strong> and <strong>Biz Stone</strong> on growing and valuing businesses. </p>
<p>We all know <strong>Jay-Z</strong> isn&#8217;t a &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do3iJ6DWvpQ#t=2m52s">businessman, he&#8217;s a business man</a>&#8220;, but just think about what <strong>Will Smith</strong>, <strong>Elle McPherson</strong>, and <strong>The Donald</strong> could add on creating and living a brand.</p>
<p>And imagine dissecting the dialectic between <strong>Rupert Murdock</strong> <strong>Seth Godin</strong>, <strong>Sergey Brin</strong> &amp; <strong>Larry Page</strong>, <strong>Kevin Rose</strong> and <strong>Tim Ferris</strong> on media and publishing &#8230; and I am sure <strong>Tucker Max</strong> would have something to add.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d also love to invite <strong>Chris Rock</strong>, <strong>George Clooney</strong> and <strong>Brad Pitt</strong>, but I&#8217;m not sure what mischief they would get up to. </p>
<p>Oh yeah.. and for the ornithologists of you out there, <strong>Rihanna</strong>, <strong>Heidi Klum</strong>, <strong>Alicia Silverstone</strong>, <strong>Kate Hudson</strong>, <strong>Scarlett Johansson</strong>, <strong>Vanessa Hudgens</strong>, <strong>Jennifer Anniston</strong>, <strong>Blake Lively</strong> and <strong>Pippa Middleton</strong></p>
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<p><b>So.. Send me an <a href="http://twitter.com/home?status=@Preneur%20My%20dream%20dinner%20party%20would%20include" > @Preneur on Twitter </a>and let me know who&#8217;d you invite to your party.</b></p>
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<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/4qvztq">http://twitpic.com/4qvztq</a>;<a href="#fnref:1" rev="footnote">&#8617;</a></p>
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<p>Chairman and CEO of LVMH, which includes brands such as Moët Hennessy,  Louis Vuitton, Fendi, Marc Jacobs, TAG Heuer and Benefit Cosmetics&#160;<a href="#fnref:2" rev="footnote">&#8617;</a></p>
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		<title>My New &#8216;Must Have&#8217; Shoe</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete Williams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just came across these Twitter Nike Dunks and oh do I want them. It&#8217;s my birthday next week &#8211; So if anyone can magically make a size 12 appear in my office I&#8217;ll give you free consulting for a year or a really long back massage &#8211; which ever you see more value in. [...]<p><a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/humour/my-new-must-have-shoe/">My New &#8216;Must Have&#8217; Shoe</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com">Preneur Marketing - The Blog of Entrepreneur Pete Williams</a>
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<p>I just came across these <a href="http://">Twitter Nike Dunks</a> and oh do I want them. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s my birthday next week &#8211; So if anyone can magically make a size 12 appear in my office I&#8217;ll give you free consulting for a year or a really long back massage &#8211; which ever you see more value in. </p>
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		<title>15 Real-World 4HWW Lifestyle Design Case Studies [+ Vote For Me]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 06:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete Williams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Year Folks&#8230; From Denmark to India, from college students to retirees, from yoga instructors to engineers, over on Tim Ferriss&#8217; blog there a bunch of awesome lifestyle design case studies based on the Four Hour Work Week methodology. Like Tim&#8217;s says &#8220;These videos represent a real-life crash course in the many paths and [...]<p><a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/humour/15-real-world-4hww-lifestyle-design-case-studies-vote-for-me/">15 Real-World 4HWW Lifestyle Design Case Studies [+ Vote For Me]</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com">Preneur Marketing - The Blog of Entrepreneur Pete Williams</a>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy New Year Folks&#8230;</p>
<p><em>From Denmark to India, from college students to retirees, from yoga instructors to engineers,</em> over on Tim Ferriss&#8217; blog there a bunch of awesome lifestyle design case studies based on the <a href="http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2009/12/31/cold-remedy-15-real-world-lifestyle-design-case-studies-now-its-your-turn/">Four Hour Work Week</a> methodology.</p>
<p>Like Tim&#8217;s says <em>&#8220;These videos represent a real-life crash course in the many paths and practicalities of lifestyle design. I hope you love watching them as much as I did!&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Check them out at: <a href="http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2009/12/31/cold-remedy-15-real-world-lifestyle-design-case-studies-now-its-your-turn/">Cold Remedy: 15 Real-World Lifestyle Design Case Studies (Now Itâ€™s Your Turn) </a></p>
<p>The video I posted in my recent <a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/online-marketing/the-30-day-challenge-vs-4-hour-work-week/">30DC vs 4HWW post </a>has made the cut, and Tim is looking for the &#8216;best case study&#8217;, so I would really appreciate your vote over at <a href="http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2009/12/31/cold-remedy-15-real-world-lifestyle-design-case-studies-now-its-your-turn/">Tim&#8217;s Blog</a>&#8230; and in return please hit me up on twitter [<a href="http://www.twitter.com/preneur">@preneur</a>] and let me know how I can help you implement your 2010 resolutions/goals/ambitions<em> </em> <em>(whether it&#8217;s emailing you once a week to make sure you&#8217;re on track OR coming to visit you in person if I win the trip)</em></p>
<p>As a &#8216;fun entry&#8217; I also asked Em, one of my virtual assistants to post a video entry as well&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Job Interviews &#8211; The Toughest Question</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete Williams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve added a bunch (well 6) new staff to the Infiniti Team over the past few weeks; and the thing that I always find interesting is the &#8216;job interview process&#8217;. Now I am not a big fan of the time these things take, but it is a good review of human nature. Anyway, we always [...]<p><a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/humour/job-interviews-the-toughest-question/">Job Interviews &#8211; The Toughest Question</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com">Preneur Marketing - The Blog of Entrepreneur Pete Williams</a>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>We&#8217;ve added a bunch (well 6) new staff to the <a href="http://www.infinititelecommunications.com.au/about-us.htm">Infiniti Team</a> over the past few weeks; and the thing that I always find interesting is the &#8216;job interview process&#8217;.</em></p>
<p>Now I am not a big fan of the time these things take, but it is a good review of human nature.</p>
<p>Anyway, we always enjoying throwing in a tricky question or three&#8230;</p>
<p><a title="Job Interview" href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/wp-content/2655218248_982bcbed93.jpg"><img style="border: none; padding: 2;" src="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/wp-content/2655218248_982bcbed93.jpg" alt="Job Interview" width="40%" height="40%" align="right" hspace="+5" /></a>I got this one via email from my <a href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1071674&amp;op=2&amp;o=global&amp;view=global&amp;subj=748013899&amp;id=729648015">best mate</a> today and I must say&#8230; it&#8217;s a good one&#8230; so make sure you play along at home&#8230;</p>
<p>You are driving down the road in your BMW sports car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:</p>
<p><strong>1.</strong> An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.</p>
<p><strong>2.</strong> An old friend who once saved your life.</p>
<p><strong>3. </strong>The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.</p>
<p><strong>Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your BMW?</strong> Think before you continue reading.</p>
<p>You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first &#8230; Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.</p>
<p>The Greatest Answer&#8230;</p>
<p>The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.</p>
<p>He simply answered: &#8216;I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.&#8217;</p>
<p><em>Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations; and never forget to &#8216;Think Outside of the Box.&#8217; </em></p>
<p>Now just like all good viral emails&#8230; the obvious &#8216;suggested&#8217; response, was to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have magical sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers &#8211; but it just doesn&#8217;t seem to have the &#8216;punch&#8217; I&#8217;d want in a team member.</p>
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		<title>Joel Comm + IPhone App + Daily Show = Hysterical</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete Williams</dc:creator>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those of you playing along at home, you&#8217;d be aware of my love of iPhone apps &#8211; not only the enjoyment they bring, but the opportunity they bring for developers.</p>
<p>Although with any success, there are people <del>trying to pull your finger</del>&#8230; Sorry I mean, people trying to pull you down &#8211; and as a fellow developer I feel Joel&#8217;s pain. Best of luck in this fight buddy.</p>
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<p><em>P.S. In the next few weeks (possibly months if I don&#8217;t get my sh*t together) you&#8217;ll see me talking a lot more about IPhone apps &#8211; with the launch of 3 new applications, a new podcast dedicated to iPhone app development and some other uber cool stuff&#8230; </em></p>
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		<title>What Really Happens When the Gurus Get Together&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wonder what actually goes on when the leading internet marketers catch up, plan the evil schemes and get upto shenanigans ? Well a few years ago, everyone got together to try and beat the &#8216;Google Slap&#8217; &#8211; This is an very exact, accurate and unequivocal rendering of the conversations that where occurring during that [...]<p><a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/events/what-really-happens-when-the-gurus-get-together/">What Really Happens When the Gurus Get Together&#8230;</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com">Preneur Marketing - The Blog of Entrepreneur Pete Williams</a>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Ever wonder what actually goes on when the leading internet marketers catch up, plan the evil schemes and get upto shenanigans ?</strong></p>
<p>Well a few years ago, everyone got together to try and beat the &#8216;Google Slap&#8217; &#8211; This is an very exact, accurate and unequivocal rendering of the conversations that where occurring during that meeting.</p>
<p><center><a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/wp-content/compositionnew.jpg"><img src="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/wp-content/compositionnew.jpg" alt="Guru Mastermind - Frank Kern, Ed Dale, Mike Filsame, John Reese" width="80%" height="80%" /><br />
Click To Enlarge</a></center><em>Actually, I just came across this cartoon on my backup drive &#8211; I had it created a few years ago for a launch that never eventuated&#8230; Anyway, I thought I would dust it off and throw it up here. </em></p>
<p>For those that can&#8217;t work it out; the characters here are: (left to right)<br />
John Carlton, Brad Fallon, John Reese, Andy Jenkins <em>(looking kinda pregnant &#8211; sorry about that mate &#8211; not sure why you&#8217;re not talking about your Emmy)</em>, Ed Dale, Frank Kern <em>(apparently no one wants to see his face ?!?)</em>, Jason MoFo, Dan Raine <em>(and his little pick thong)</em>, Mike Filsame, Rich Schefren, Jeff Walker, Armond Morin, Yaro Starak , Yanik Silver<em> (was doing some part-time stand-up at the time)</em>, Guy Kawasaki, Alex Mandossian, Scott Ginsberg, Seth Godin and Perry Marshall.</p>
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		<title>The Future Of Outsourcing To Virtual Assistants</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 01:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete Williams</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Formal Friday Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 22:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete Williams</dc:creator>
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		<title>Paid Search 101 &#8211; THE RAP. [video of the week]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure how to introduce this video&#8230; It&#8217;s a very cool rap about PPC Internet Marketing. Here are the Lyrics&#8230; LYRICS: you want to start SEM well heres what to do focus on a product and find a niche too you want to get the listing I&#8217;ll give you some assisting SEo &#38; SEM, [...]<p><a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com/humour/paid-search-101-the-rap-video-of-the-week/">Paid Search 101 &#8211; THE RAP. [video of the week]</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.preneurmarketing.com">Preneur Marketing - The Blog of Entrepreneur Pete Williams</a>
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<p>Here are the Lyrics&#8230; <span id="more-254"></span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: small;">LYRICS:</span></strong><br />
you want to start SEM well heres what to do<br />
focus on a product and find a niche too<br />
you want to get the listing<br />
I&#8217;ll give you some assisting<br />
SEo &amp; SEM, they are coexisting<br />
to cover all the bases<br />
you must have patience<br />
research all your keywords and your phrases<br />
they all sound good but they may not be a factor<br />
several ways to check and I prefer word tracker<br />
very vague phrases should get denied<br />
longtail keyphrases are more qualified<br />
check the cpc, that&#8217;s the cost per click<br />
make a judgement call, is is worth that hit<br />
if it is then keep it<br />
if its not then delete it<br />
stay within your budget, that&#8217;s not a big secret<br />
track your results, reporting is critical<br />
and set your goals right be Google analytical<br />
Google Adwords and Yahoo Search Marketing<br />
if your business local make sure you geo targeting<br />
the user only clicks on what sounds best<br />
make sure you use very descriptive ad text<br />
its a must that you use correct landing pages<br />
if they see what they want, they easily persuaded<br />
when they convert that&#8217;s a win win<br />
when your site is bookmarked they&#8217;ll come back again<br />
cpc will go, ctr will skyrocket<br />
roi will get better, that&#8217;s more money in your pocket<br />
and if you smart, you&#8217;ll invest in more phrases<br />
but that&#8217;s up to you, I&#8217;m just giving you the basics<br />
you got it then fine, if you don&#8217;t hit rewind<br />
listen closely and play it back 1 more time<br />
that&#8217;s just the start anymore might cost<br />
I have to deal with my boss<br />
if I tell you the secret sauce<br />
like using paid search to enhance seo<br />
and revolving ad text is the way to<br />
uh oh, I gotta go, that&#8217;s too much for you to know<br />
but if you want more, wait for the next video</p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">Want More Internet Marketing RAP ?</span></p>
<p>Link Building 101 Rap &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC3UNewnA5g">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC3UNewnA5g</a><br />
Social Media Addiction Rap &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAjur3_08Y">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAjur3_08Y</a><br />
Design Coding &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0qMe7Z3EYg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0qMe7Z3EYg</a><br />
Conversion Closing Rap &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NObvDpQe7k">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NObvDpQe7k</a></p>
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